Title -terrifying or just terrible ?

I applaud the kid who won the " terrifying-story-title " contest,

    sponsored by General Mills ( Providence Journal Lifebeat, Oct. 30 ,

    " Stuff " )  .

           Braden Gardner 's winning entry: " Dead Dogs Still Fetch " .

      If the story is as chilling as the title, we'll have a rival

    for horror master Stephen King's " Pet Sematary " .

        Recall the dead cat " Church " came back to " life " after

    a night  at the old Indian burial ground. But he was awfully

    smelly and a little nasty .

              Being a kid at heart, I still have my own horror

    fantasies. In one of them I come across the lifeless body

    of a kid in a poison ivy patch in Strawberry Field. He is just

    Braden's age - ten years old.

          I won't give my story away but I'll tell you all the title :

        " Dead Kids Still Itch ! "