A mob of credulous simpletons descended on this charlatan
Nancy Fowler's farm in Conyers Ga. recently to hear a public message
-limited to one per year -and always oracular twaddle- from the Queen
of Heaven herself - the Virgin Mary .
The Virgin -for some reason - had a fondness for a special
date, October 13 - a good day for the Stock Market to crash and a
convenient two weeks away from Halloween . Has anybody ever wore a
Virgin Mary costume on that jocular day ?
But why has she canceled the show ? No more scenes of Nancy Fowler
reading her handwritten messages dictated by the apparition of all
apparitions ?
Her last message could hardly compete with your daily horoscope :
" The future holds no concern to those who truly seek God ..."
Remember THAT on tax day - April 15 !
I suspect the Virgin Mary is FINALLY going high tech . Next October
13 she will appear on her very own web site !
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