Bulletin!

 I must pass on a rumor of some urgency: Providence Mayor

Vincent Invincible Cianci is planning to detonate an underground

nuclear device ( under City Hall ). And he is hoping that the shock

waves reach all the way to the State House office of Gov. Lincoln

Almond.

     His science advisor is a cousin of the now dead Nigerian  president,

Sani Abacha . Gov. Almond wants to impose a special state tax on the

Mayor's Own Marinara Sauce.

    The " sauce " of this rumor is a puckish political activist with

an Irish last name.

  FICTION !