My Mother is not particularly happy to receive flowers as a
gift on Valentines Day or any other red-letter day. I guess that
the reason is unconscious : quickly wilting flowers are a sorry sight
with rather obvious symbolic significance. ( " you look like the last
rose of summer ! " )
Anyway that damm WLKW just its listeners some " professional "
advice on how to keep those roses fresh a lot longer : Cut the stem
diagonally and immerse them not in water but in the soda beverage " Sprite ".
This is not nonsense. There is in fact a little higher math
here. If you ever tip a glass of water you can notice how the surface
area stretches into an elliptical shape. Proving that the cross section
of a cylinder is an ellipse is an exercise in a subject that is hardly
taught anymore - Solid Geometry.
The area of an ellipse ( forgive the jargon ) is a function of
semi -axis A and semi- axis B. When they are equal ( A=B ) we have
a circle whose area is (pi ) AB . When unequal the area ( if A is greater
than B ) is a larger ellipse- (pi)AB . Notice that the area of a circle
is the more familiar (pi)r(squared ( A=r)
We learn the area of a circle in grade school. But the PROOF is
only encountered in Calculus - with the more general case of the
ellipse.
The sugar and I guess the salts and nutrients in Sprite preserve
the roses.
But what does higher mathematics and botany have to do with LOVE
and VALENTINES Day. " A Rose is a Rose is a Rose ".
" Love " is a factor in the population explosion. With you
like to know more about " geometric progression " - exponential growth ?
( would you ? )
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