Unveiling the Architect of the Universe: The Story of the God Particle

Getting so much attention in social media , more and more particle physicists are beginning to sound less and less like sober scientists and more and more like high priests of the Church of the Big Bang. We common folk await breathlessly for THE COMING of GOD PARTICLE ll ! IN THE BEGINNING was divine quantum foam .... ( from the authorized Holy Text , " The Book of Plank Time Inflatulence ") With hands raised ( and your TV or computer screen silenced ) they can only remind you of unctuous TV evangelists , daffy fundraisers for their next AMAZING, groundbreaking discoveries. We live in the Golden Age of the Swindle ! In their heart of hearts each prominent particle physicist asks : " How can I, in my humbleness, contribute to the military-industrial complex of the FREE WORLD ? " Please , Almighty God Particle let me not have lived in vain ! " .