N.Y Times letters- for snots only!

Reading your published letters year after year, I cannot help

    noticing how monotonously alike they all seem in style or tone. The

    very same hack editor cannot account for this . Perhaps SOCIALLY these

    individuals whose letters are likely to appear in the prestigious New York

    Times are as alike as the shoes of Mrs. Marcos of the Phillipines.

        WHO, I wonder is reading this letter today - a self-important , high

    society prig or some painfully ANONYMOUS hack, whose mission is to keep

    the VULGAR out of sight?

        I suspect there is a REBEL in everybody . If you are a frustrated

    Rebel - who is sick of THEM, please let me know. I KNOW one does not

    write letters to the New York Times but -in fact - to some poor soul

    with an ulcer SICK OF IT ALL .

        If YOU would rather be in a bar now than reading the drivel of the

    well healed, let me know. It won't ruin your career to do something

    a little impish now and then - just for a laugh !

      I am betting my federal income tax return - about $900,00 that YOU

    will TELL ALL JUST FOR A LAUGH .

       Have a nice day anyway . My regards to your mother in law !

     I expect to see this letter published in your newspaper on April Fools

    Day. Do not disappoint me. I may be President some day !