Monday, September 14, 1998

Record madness -septuplets !

Not long ago a woman giving birth to septuplets in the

    United States was the toast of the imbecile half of our nation. What

    a miracle! The proud father was even guaranteed a job in management.

    After all, he was bound to become expert in that skill.

         Cynics thought : Wait to the cheering stops. That " celebrity "

    couple will be left with a nightmare: seven kids in one batch !

          Having septuplets is in fact sickeningly abnormal for a human

    mother.How can she possibly BOND with all of them ? If nature meant

    for a woman to have a litter of seven kids, nature would have given

    her seven breasts !

          Crackpot right to lifers see a heartwarming MIRACLE here.

    More rational minds will see it as almost obscene.

           Cynics also asked : How much applause would there be for

    a Mexican woman with seven new bambinos ?  Would we have comforted

    her with assurance of unlimited welfare checks ? ( She will CERTAINLY

    need it, just as the white woman champion birther will need it - even

    with her jackass husband in MANAGEMENT.  )

             Today I read just a little notice in the paper : " Saudi

    septuplets come home "... " their parents' fears that they couldn't

    care for the babies were eased.. "

            But no applause here in the United States ! " More recruits for

    bin Laden! "   I can hear it now .

             Also today I read about an ominous decline in our state's

    population . But officials are " optimistic " that it is only

    temporary. As if the tiny state of Rhode Island could maintain

    in relative "prosperity " even half a million !

            Yes, keep the bambinos coming everywhere. Be fruitful and

    multiply , the Bible tells us.  The poor will always be with us

    anyway . Let them eat fruitcake !

             The Right to Life is really just a right to a HELL OF A LIFE !

          Blessed be the condom makers, for there is no longer even much

    room in heaven !

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