Monday, September 30, 2002

A weighty error in fine science article

Loved reading " The 10 ' most beautiful experiments of all time "
   
    in the Providence Sunday Journal, Sept.29, page A-17. But a weighty
   
    error that cannot be dismissed as a typo is right here : the eccentric
   
    Henry Cavendish had ingeniously weighed the earth. But the figure given
   
    in your article fails to  indicate EXPONENTIAL value. The approximate
   
    mass of the earth is 6.0 x 10 ( multiplied by itself 24 times ).
   
           NOT 6.0 x 1024 kilograms. A good banker knows what compound
   
    interest does to a sum of money. Tell him he is worth that in gold and
   
    he will smile. Give it as EXPONENTIAL and he will faint: He now owns
   
    the universe !
   
              Was a New York Times editor asleep on the job ? A while
   
    back this humble letter writer discovered them to be obtuse on
   
    the famous Periodic Table.
   
                 But THANKS for a very interesting story !

Wednesday, September 25, 2002

Sainthood for Evita Peron too ?

Being a Catholic by fate if not by piety, I keep up with

    Church affairs by reading " The Providence Visitor ". I do recommend

    reading this weekly for a balanced view on the sex scandals.

             Yesterday I was amused to read that the famous Catholic

    TV personality and Church scholar-or propagandist- Archbishop Fulton

    J. Sheen is being considered for sainthood. Catholic baby boomers-

    who experienced the golden age of The Church in America - will never

    forget that guy with his piercing, pious look - and that blackboard

    with short notes on it suggesting that for this mighty intellect

    Hell fire was as real as global warming is for the Greens today.

               I don't know what my opinion might be worth in the higher

    circles of the Church. But I think that Argentina's legendary " Evita "

    - Eva Peron - who did more for her poor people than Mother Teresa -

    is a more credible candidate for sainthood than  Fulton J. Sheen -

    whose fierce anti-communism at times made him seem more loyal to

    capitalism than Catholicism.

              " Evita " had the heart of the saint  -even if certain

    cynics would brand her as the patron saint of prostitutes.

              Next time I visit LaSallette, I will light a candle for

    my  kind and lovely " Evita ". Saint or no saint, the death of a

    beautiful woman is always the stuff of great poetry.

         "... Santa, Santa Evita ! "

Monday, September 23, 2002

" Buddy " again and my PROJO Horoscope

With reference to the " criminal " Mayor Cianci a letter to

    the editor today ( Sept.13 ) is fatuously titled : " Rhode Islanders

    like criminals ". I think we like justice a little more. The prosecution

    against our " Buddy " was so goofy that their case against him -known

    as Plunderdome - came one count away from being sarcastically renamed

    Blunderdome.

               Why could not the prosecution present a single witness of

    integrity to point a finger at the  prince of Providence: " You

    stole MY money.... YOU ruined my life "  ? The testimony of assorted

    bums should not  have sufficed to convict Cianci of anything.

                If he stole money from his beloved  city, HOW MUCH did he

    steal, WHAT did he spend this money on, WHERE is the rest of  it ?

                 The Cianci trial was a distraction from the far greater

    scandal of corporate corruption. Has George W. Bush disowned his

    Enron buddies ?   In general American capitalism has become a CRIMINAL

    ENTERPRISE.

                 If guilty, our " Buddy " is just a crooked shoe-shine boy !

            By the way my PROJO horoscope this morning reads :  "  Be careful

    - your words will be quoted far and wide ".

Saturday, September 21, 2002

Big Brother was watching Miss TOO-GOOD !

It seems that a lot of wicked people nowadays - like Miss

    Too-Good whacking her kid in the back of a car - are being caught

    on camera. And if you say " bring it down " a little too loudly

    in a public place - and have that sinister Middle-Eastern look-

    almost certainly a virtuous busy body will drop a dime on you.

                It good to know that the nice people of the world

    are ever ready to stop the nasty people -even at the moment of

    conception , when the nasty deed is just a nasty thought.

                How many of us ordinary Americans - not overcome

    by the flatulent war rhetoric of George W. Bush - can identify

    with Winston Smith in George Orwell's " 1984 " ? Not until Winston

    was re-educated in the Ministry of Truth could he - finally - love

    Big Brother - who  was always WATCHING YOU !

              And Miss Too-good - perhaps - was trying too hard to

    be the perfect good mother. Observed Winston in " 1984 " : " Almost

    all kids were brats nowadays ". Often they reported their rotten

    parents to the Ministry of Love -where they could expect a punishment

    more severe than an old fashioned spanking. For Winston there was

    Room 101.

              The NICE PEOPLE want the rest of us to know this : " BIG

    BROTHER IS WATCHING " .

             Learn  the art of brainless conformity now. Or you will

    learn it in Room 101.