A militant INDEPENDENT democratic socialist's attempt to expose the truth of our culture – in all its rich irony and absurdity.
Saturday, August 31, 2002
Union decline and " political correctness "
There is a myth that the news media is imbued with left-wing
prejudice. But why should the billionaire owners of newspapers,
magazines, radio and TV stations leave the management of these
powerful voices of " public opinion " to " dizzy leftists " ?
How rarely does the public get a WORKING CLASS slant
on the news ! It is hardly an exaggeration to say that most
newspapers editors have one purpose in life : to stifle a little
thing called CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS. For years now the phony academic
Left have tried to substitute an innocuous mindset called
" political correctness " - that DIVIDES the masses into small
minded, self-centered, mutually antagonistic groups that blind
themselves to the really dominant forces in human social life.
If the politically correct Left had Marxist backbones -
and had great influence on the news media, then why has union
membership declined here in the United States - the land of the FREE-
to a miserable 9 percent of the work-force ?
For almost a generation rather ludicrous race, gender,
ethnic conflict has replaced solid, rational CLASS STRUGGLE.
And clearly just about all the worlds major religions
prefer crackpot mysticism to anything as subversive as CLASS
consciousness.
The Islamic crackpots crash airplanes into tall office
buildings - killing thousands of infidels - in the name of Allah.
Jewish crackpots arrogantly build settlements on disputed land -
with the delusion that THEY are the CHOSEN PEOPLE . The Catholic
Pope has one relentless message to the destitute of the earth :
KEEP THE BAMBINOS COMING !
Our pious president, George W. Bush, wants to wage
war against Iraq - unprovoked and in contempt of Allied opinion -
to the tune of " Onward Christian Soldiers ".
Is Russia really better off as a capitalist society ?
Gangster capitalism has ruined the former Soviet Union -possibly
for centuries. Wasn't dialectic materialism easier to put up with
than mass drunkenness and Scientology ? Under the planned economy,
the average Russian citizen could at least hope to reach age 65.
The collapse of the Soviet Union was brainlessly
misinterpreted by bourgeois ideologists as the vindication of
a ruthless, reckless, soul-destroying, global capitalism.
Whada ya mean: " workers of the world unite " ?
Happy Labor Day ! Now you working class people have
nothing to lose but your lottery tickets. Happily you got
your Budweiser back - thanks to those damned Teamsters.
Friday, August 30, 2002
Winning line for next Mayor?
From my humble friend Mike, living on social security
disability : " I think a guy could get himself elected Mayor just
by saying again and again : " If I'm elected, I'll have real, live
human beings in City Hall to answer your phone calls.
Losing line from would be Mayor of Cranston : " If I'm
elected I'll treat your tax money as if it were my very own "
Really ? Couldn't " Buddy " do as much for us ?
disability : " I think a guy could get himself elected Mayor just
by saying again and again : " If I'm elected, I'll have real, live
human beings in City Hall to answer your phone calls.
Losing line from would be Mayor of Cranston : " If I'm
elected I'll treat your tax money as if it were my very own "
Really ? Couldn't " Buddy " do as much for us ?
Thursday, August 29, 2002
Keep it the Hoover Building !
Don't even think of changing the name of the FBI Building -now
named after J. Edgar Hoover. If you do, the ghost of J. Edgar will
haunt it forever. If thy guy made it to Heaven, we must assume that
he is doing up there what he did best down here, keeping records
of people " of interest " who he knew in his All-American heart
were dirty,rotten, scoundrels.
More seriously I resent this RECONSTRUCTION and DECONSTRUCTION
of history -and I am way out on the political left. The present
generation has no CIVIL RIGHT to arrogantly erase the judgment
of the Greatest Generation -or any past generation.
Our "political correctness " has its good points, but it
may well be ridiculed by future , more sagacious TV journalists.
We cannot just change the names of buildings and places
in accordance with ephemeral public opinion.
A newly discovered ancient manuscript might reveal
the historical authenticity of Romulus - founder of Rome.
Should THE CITY be named after a guy who killed his own
brother ? And whose mother was just an Etruscan whore
nicknamed the " She-Wolf " ?
JFK was a playboy. So rename Kennedy Plaza in Providence,
Rhode Island after the present House Speaker, John Harwood -
who will soon be vindicated , I am sure.
Only J. Edgar knows for sure. He's STILL making a
list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or
nice !
named after J. Edgar Hoover. If you do, the ghost of J. Edgar will
haunt it forever. If thy guy made it to Heaven, we must assume that
he is doing up there what he did best down here, keeping records
of people " of interest " who he knew in his All-American heart
were dirty,rotten, scoundrels.
More seriously I resent this RECONSTRUCTION and DECONSTRUCTION
of history -and I am way out on the political left. The present
generation has no CIVIL RIGHT to arrogantly erase the judgment
of the Greatest Generation -or any past generation.
Our "political correctness " has its good points, but it
may well be ridiculed by future , more sagacious TV journalists.
We cannot just change the names of buildings and places
in accordance with ephemeral public opinion.
A newly discovered ancient manuscript might reveal
the historical authenticity of Romulus - founder of Rome.
Should THE CITY be named after a guy who killed his own
brother ? And whose mother was just an Etruscan whore
nicknamed the " She-Wolf " ?
JFK was a playboy. So rename Kennedy Plaza in Providence,
Rhode Island after the present House Speaker, John Harwood -
who will soon be vindicated , I am sure.
Only J. Edgar knows for sure. He's STILL making a
list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or
nice !
Tuesday, August 27, 2002
Accurate profile of child molesters ?
The NEWS always focuses on the sensational. In a nation of
many millions, it is a statistical certainty that there will be
shocking murders every day, that there will be a few hundred
dangerous child molesters out there.
I think that it would make more sense - since Sept.11 -
to try to PROFILE potential terrorists than to waste valuable
newspaper space " profiling " the typical child molester.
Today I learn that he is likely to be a HE, that he
is a seedy, lonely, eccentric loser. With this information
we can round up all the suspects now and confine them to
a rather large state !
Anyway the PROFILE reminded me of a description of
a few dozen men arrested on the West side of Providence for
seeking the services of prostitutes. A police sting operation
that is routine here around election time.
Question : Do lonely, eccentric, unprepossessing
males have a natural right to some sexual satisfaction now
and then ? I suspect that there would be less sex crimes-
even against children - if prostitution were legalized but
kept off the streets -and monitored by the public health
departments.
Classy CALL GIRLS - with their affluent clients -
are less likely to interest the LAW than shabby street
prostitutes - with their seedy, " loser " johns.
The lonely seedy loser males get their names
published in the newspaper -making their wretched lives
more wretched. A guy I knew - who fits the description-
drowned himself in the Providence River...but first put
on his blue dress suit. He was my neighbor in a South
Providence rooming house. Always cooking me spaghetti
and showing me his latest pornographic magazines. " Ray "
was a vigorous 64 years before Viagra.
A thought on the psychology of the male child
molester: Being a case of arrested development himself, he
can can quickly sniff out a lonely child, desperate for
adult attention. A lonely kid can be mesmerized by ANY
adult that pays attention to him or her, even a seedy, eccentric,
pervert.
And the pop psychologists interviewed in the media
don't dare to acknowledge Dr. Sigmund Freud 's discoveries
about childhood sexuality made more than a century ago:
... ( article on Freud by Mia Taormina )... " it is ludicrous
to think that children only SUDDENLY acquire sexuality
between the ages of twelve and fourteen ".
A pioneer in the study of human sexuality was one
Wilhelm Reich - a bit of a flake ,to be sure. Nevertheless
at age 4 he " overhears and observes housemaid and coachman
during their sexual act. Reich remembers that this causes
erotic sensations of great intensity. "( www.orgone.org )
Reich was loathed by the puritanical bourgeois
establishment for advocating the sexual rights of adolescents.
My personal opinion here: I prefer the ancient
Roman Stoic philosophy - sex is not naughty but it can
ruin the mind. And sexual obsession - and our society is
sexually obsessed - can corrupt the soul.
When you are not horny, you easily perceive that
most pornography is RIDICULOUS - and very bad ART !
Advice for the sexually tormented: GET A LIFE
- or move to Nevada.
Monday, August 26, 2002
American Gulag incompatible with Democracy
" Criminal Population in U.S. at 6.6 Million " reports
a front page AP story ( August 26 ) .
While he was Attorney General of the United States, when
he had become highly sensitized to outrageous social injustice, Robert
Kennedy's favorite word was UNACCEPTABLE , I read somewhere.
I hope that spirit of moral outrage did not die with
the unforgettable 60s, with the remarkable individuals who - like
Kennedy - symbolized a passion for a better world.
For some Americans JUSTICE is still a passion , not a
phony cliche. And there is something very, very wrong with the JUSTICE
system that makes criminals out of so many of the population. And it
is mostly the poor - the poorest of the poor - who are consigned to
the hopelessness of the American Gulag.
6.6 million souls in jail is UNACCEPTABLE in America of all
countries - where FREEDOM shines.
We cannot begin to change things as long as decent people
cling to the myth of equal opportunity. Millions of people inherit
poverty just as surely as a privileged minority inherits vast wealth.
The Law studiously avoids the CLASS issue - right where
it explains just about everything.
Poor kids are not stupid about the fundamentals of the
social order. Very early in life they must experience a certain
RATIONAL despair about their prospects in life.
And that is one reason to legalize drugs: at least they
kill the pain. Walking up Cranston St. in Providence Rhode Island, I
am reminded of scenes out of " Manchild in the Promised Land " by
Claude Brown. " Better to have sweet narcotic inspired dreams than
to be stuck in this neighborhood ", I reflect.
Dreams today but THE FIRE THE NEXT TIME ! When will
it all explode ?
Saturday, August 24, 2002
" Annie " is no Ann Landers !
Just read " Annie's Mailbox "( Aug.24 , page D-4 ). Annie is
no Ann Landers and her correspondents tend to be rather vacuous.
Dear Annie :.... " Last month Clint surprised me with
an engagement ring. Unfortunately ,the ring is ugly and second
hand. ".
A fit ring for the bride ? Clint is making the biggest
mistake in his life- marrying a shallow material girl. And there
are millions like her - with a vested interest in bourgeois marriage.
But very few eligible bachelors with bourgeois bank accounts.
And gay marriage will also be a farce - motivated
by social climbing, greed, and neurotic insecurity.
George& Marty will be a lot like George & Martha
as played by Richard Burton and Liz Taylor.
Gay or straight, do you really need the state's
permission to play house ? Or the blessing of organized religion ?
Most marriages are made in Hell !
no Ann Landers and her correspondents tend to be rather vacuous.
Dear Annie :.... " Last month Clint surprised me with
an engagement ring. Unfortunately ,the ring is ugly and second
hand. ".
A fit ring for the bride ? Clint is making the biggest
mistake in his life- marrying a shallow material girl. And there
are millions like her - with a vested interest in bourgeois marriage.
But very few eligible bachelors with bourgeois bank accounts.
And gay marriage will also be a farce - motivated
by social climbing, greed, and neurotic insecurity.
George& Marty will be a lot like George & Martha
as played by Richard Burton and Liz Taylor.
Gay or straight, do you really need the state's
permission to play house ? Or the blessing of organized religion ?
Most marriages are made in Hell !
Thursday, August 22, 2002
Burning Love- Beware the Sun !
I like to take a walk on those still beautiful Rhode Island
beaches -like Narragansett- when the sunshine is more user
friendly, early on a July or August morning or late in the
afternoon.
I am amazed how many people resist this medical advice:
Beware the sun ! They are just like young cigarette smokers
- the pleasure of the moment ,the vanity of looking cool,
outweigh a future cancer nightmare.
But it is no crime to be stupid and uninformed. So I
was a little outraged to read about those " criminal "
parents who let their kids get a nasty sunburn-like leaving
an infant to roast in a parked car ?
As usual the law is as stupid as the negligent parents.
With equal logic, the law could prosecute parents with fat
kids or with illiterate kids who watch too much TV.
If the law fined less than affluent parents - say
$10,000 - for routine stupidity, would it not be taking that
money away from the poor kids too ?
When kids need medical care, it is not a good idea to
fine the parents - to make some corrupt judge fatter. Imagine
some hospital refusing to treat those kids because the parents
cannot pay the bill. And the LAW will not prosecute the
hospital!
Don't tell me this society really cares about kids.
Perhaps it is only worried about the future of cheap labor.
Smart people - who are not rich - do not have kids
nowadays. It seems that their guardian angels have been
on strike for a very long time !
And as for infants roasting in cars, perhaps their
guardian angels can be replaced by a computerized SENSOR-
when the car temperature rises above 80 degrees, it automatically
rolls down the windows or calls 911.
beaches -like Narragansett- when the sunshine is more user
friendly, early on a July or August morning or late in the
afternoon.
I am amazed how many people resist this medical advice:
Beware the sun ! They are just like young cigarette smokers
- the pleasure of the moment ,the vanity of looking cool,
outweigh a future cancer nightmare.
But it is no crime to be stupid and uninformed. So I
was a little outraged to read about those " criminal "
parents who let their kids get a nasty sunburn-like leaving
an infant to roast in a parked car ?
As usual the law is as stupid as the negligent parents.
With equal logic, the law could prosecute parents with fat
kids or with illiterate kids who watch too much TV.
If the law fined less than affluent parents - say
$10,000 - for routine stupidity, would it not be taking that
money away from the poor kids too ?
When kids need medical care, it is not a good idea to
fine the parents - to make some corrupt judge fatter. Imagine
some hospital refusing to treat those kids because the parents
cannot pay the bill. And the LAW will not prosecute the
hospital!
Don't tell me this society really cares about kids.
Perhaps it is only worried about the future of cheap labor.
Smart people - who are not rich - do not have kids
nowadays. It seems that their guardian angels have been
on strike for a very long time !
And as for infants roasting in cars, perhaps their
guardian angels can be replaced by a computerized SENSOR-
when the car temperature rises above 80 degrees, it automatically
rolls down the windows or calls 911.
Wednesday, August 21, 2002
The not so shadowy Slocum family of Newport
The only well known author I read who dares to write openly
about our " ruling class "... our " plutocracy " is Gore Vidal.
If THEY had their way in all things democratic, they would
not hesitate to make themselves a sacrosanct minority- actually
protected by political correctness.
To speak of THEM with a lack of respect, with contempt,
would bring certain retribution. A liberal editorial writer
referring to somebody as a " plutocrat " would lose his job
just as quickly as an illiberal one who used the N-word in
commenting on race relations -which must never be perceived
as less than harmonious.
A phone call from a plutocrat's lawyer would be as dreaded
as a nasty call from Al Sharpton.
In a recent letter I said that the Democratic Party -
despite its image as the champion of the working class and the
oppressed -rarely says or does anything to arouse the wrath of
the shadowy plutocracy. It dreads being accused of provoking class
war - which is whenever the have-nots get a little rebellious.
A ruling class scandal made the front page of the Providence
Journal on August 21 - involving a member of the famous Slocum
family of Newport. The guy brings shame to Bellevue Ave. by his
stock market swindling -if in fact guilty.
Perhaps this Slocum really has a bright future as chairman
of the SEC. Some future Roosevelt might think: " It takes a crook
to catch a crook " . Recall FDR gave the job to one scoundrel
named Joseph P. Kennedy.
To be sure, there is no Chinese Wall between the
shadowy plutocracy and our more prominent Rhode Island politicians.
I read that the wife of Atty. Gen. Sheldon Whitehouse, Sandra,
is a cousin of Eileen Slocum, the Newport grand-dame. Headline,
Sept.7,2001 : " HERE COMES THE DUCHESS OF YORK-SARAH FERGUSON-
TO ATTEND NEWPORT SOCIETY WEDDING TOMORROW ".
Of course, any grand-daughter of Eileen rates royal
recognition !
..... " A sword owned by Eileen Slocum's grand-father, Gen.
George L. Gillespie, secretary of war under former President
William McKinley, will be used to cut the cake ".
The wealth of our Yankee plutocracy can be traced-
if not to the institution of black slavery and the cruel
exploitation of free labor during the Industrial Revolution-
then to numerous and nefarious IMPERIALIST adventures.
Any future war - say with Iraq- will cost many working
class lives but make life even more voluptuously abundant and
glittering for New Port high society.
" Does that sound pretty good ? " Sheldon asks old
Eileen Slocum. " No, that sounds really good ", the old wealthy
parasite thinks.
Tuesday, August 20, 2002
The law, traffic fines, and JUSTICE ( correction )
A PROJO editorial today comments that a recently departed
Supreme Court Justice - now meeting THE JUDGE who - we hope -
rarely hands out maximum sentences - knew the the difference
between law and justice.
A common example of routine INJUSTICE - if not filthy
corruption - is our Rhode Island Traffic Court.
In an Aug.12 , 2001 column, Bob Kerr writes : " In the
agonizing history of Rhode Island's attempt to purge itself
of its corrupt miseries, the traffic court stands out as an
arrogant, money -sucking swamp. " Kerr's column was his reaction
to this PROJO headline: " $ 31 million in traffic fines still
a mystery ".
And for many readers of the Providence Journal, where
all that money went is STILL a mystery in August of 2002 !
On June 10, 2001 we read in the paper about District
Court Judge Albert E. DeRobbio - being officially praised for
collecting $7 million in unpaid traffic fines.
To be sure UNPAID traffic fines cannot find
their way into any official's private PIG BANK.
Now I read about a need to INCREASE traffic fines
again. Here again we must consider a basic difference between
the law and JUSTICE :
A speeding ticket, for example, might just prick
an affluent middle class citizen. But it might RUIN a blue
collar guy.
Being blind to a man's economic CLASS can - in our
courts - guarantee not justice but blatant injustice.
And in general the ideological premise of the LAW-
that it operates above social class - is a LIE equal to
the Pope's delusion that he is infallible in matters of
the Catholic faith.
Our own venerable institutions are presently as
ready to implode as the 2000 year old Catholic Church- now
polluted with sexual perverts and faithless careerists.
A Supreme Court justice -with his robed grandeur-
reminds me of a prince of the Church - or the proverbial
emperor with no clothes.
History teaches us that sooner or later every institutionalized
LIE collapses with a stench. All the YOUR HONORs in the country
need to be reminded of the fate of the Spanish Inquisition.
When enough of the little people learn the truth about
the high and mighty - there will be Hell to pay !
Monday, August 19, 2002
RIPTA RIPP OFF !
Bob Kerr should put the present manager of RIPTA " on the
bus ". I buy a monthly pass - just went up 5 dollars. Now we
RIPTA regulars pay 40 dollars for a monthly pass.
Yes, it has been a long hot summer. Am I right in feeling
a little ripped off when there are numerous FREE rotten air days
for which the monthly pass buyer deserves a discount on his or her
next monthly pass ? How about one dollar off for every OZONE
ALERT day on the previous month ?
I'll bet good old " Buddy " would do something about
it ! May he never see the inside of a federal prison. Or of a
RIPTA bus !
bus ". I buy a monthly pass - just went up 5 dollars. Now we
RIPTA regulars pay 40 dollars for a monthly pass.
Yes, it has been a long hot summer. Am I right in feeling
a little ripped off when there are numerous FREE rotten air days
for which the monthly pass buyer deserves a discount on his or her
next monthly pass ? How about one dollar off for every OZONE
ALERT day on the previous month ?
I'll bet good old " Buddy " would do something about
it ! May he never see the inside of a federal prison. Or of a
RIPTA bus !
Saturday, August 17, 2002
Negative campaigns insult democracy !
Way over on the political Left myself, I am not likely
ever to vote in a Republican primary. If you have any real democratic
instinct, you can only feel sorry for incorrigible Republicans here
in Rhode Island. Yes, it would be nice to have a viable third
party, but right now in Rhode Island we don't even have a credible
TWO party system !
The entrenched Democrats, I guess, just can't do
enough for the working class, the small business class... while
never seriously hurting those shadowy plutocrats. And they just
LOVE the poor and homeless too !
The few Republicans that compete here for Election
Day humiliation clearly hate one another. The Republican candidates
for governor are setting a new standard for negative campaigning.
Most political campaigns here have nothing to do with
issues and ideas. Again and again the proven formula for success
is to suggest that an opponent is a morally and intellectually
inferior jackass. You would think that just about everybody running
for office is hiding his or her criminal record !
Isn't this an insult to democracy ? The inference one
can make from mutually negative campaigns is that the incumbent
is knave who fooled the voters. The challenger is a knight in
shining armor, of the highest character.
By this way of thinking - the voters are always
victims of masters of deceit. Failure in the election is proof
of virtue.
How can a viable democracy be founded on the
assumption that the masses are hopelessly gullible ? The
negative campaign principle suggests that EVERY elected official
in the country is a rogue.
The public ought to know better ! Sometimes you can
really feel sorry for EVERYBODY who wants to get elected to
anything.
I am sure that Dick Nixon went to heaven !
ever to vote in a Republican primary. If you have any real democratic
instinct, you can only feel sorry for incorrigible Republicans here
in Rhode Island. Yes, it would be nice to have a viable third
party, but right now in Rhode Island we don't even have a credible
TWO party system !
The entrenched Democrats, I guess, just can't do
enough for the working class, the small business class... while
never seriously hurting those shadowy plutocrats. And they just
LOVE the poor and homeless too !
The few Republicans that compete here for Election
Day humiliation clearly hate one another. The Republican candidates
for governor are setting a new standard for negative campaigning.
Most political campaigns here have nothing to do with
issues and ideas. Again and again the proven formula for success
is to suggest that an opponent is a morally and intellectually
inferior jackass. You would think that just about everybody running
for office is hiding his or her criminal record !
Isn't this an insult to democracy ? The inference one
can make from mutually negative campaigns is that the incumbent
is knave who fooled the voters. The challenger is a knight in
shining armor, of the highest character.
By this way of thinking - the voters are always
victims of masters of deceit. Failure in the election is proof
of virtue.
How can a viable democracy be founded on the
assumption that the masses are hopelessly gullible ? The
negative campaign principle suggests that EVERY elected official
in the country is a rogue.
The public ought to know better ! Sometimes you can
really feel sorry for EVERYBODY who wants to get elected to
anything.
I am sure that Dick Nixon went to heaven !
Friday, August 16, 2002
Walking and Reading -lost arts ?
Health News today : Center for Disease Control- noting the
" growing problem of childhood obesity " - suggests " Let kids
bike or walk to school ".
Reading this I am reminded of my walking experience
while a resident of Warwick, R.I. I soon learned that a typical
suburban sprawl city like Warwick is very pedestrian unfriendly.
Equally unfriendly to any kid or adult on a bike.
Just recently a kid on a bike was hit and run victim
on Church Ave. - the long, broad street where I lived. They
caught the guilty guy - an assistant school principal - an
expert RULE ENFORCER !
A while back a kid was killed while trying to cross
busy Warwick Ave. near the corner of Church Ave. Late at night
I listened to the disgusting sound of drag racing or of screeching
brakes on the " nice neighborhood " street.
A man just taking a walk on Church Ave. would - I know-
arouse neighborly suspicion. A man without a car in Warwick has
got to be a dangerous bum, thinks the dime dropper. When a police
car slowly drives by me -checking me out for sure signs of
criminality - I recall one of my favorite Ray Bradbury stories:
" The Pedestrian ".
Young or not so young - forget about taking walks in
Warwick. There is a crosswalk -finally - in front of the new
Warwick Public Library. But hardly any cars take it seriously.
Inside the library you soon learn that READING is
as suspicious an activity as walking. Every 10 minutes a Warwick
Police officer passes by your quiet corner -as if he were on
the beat. NEXT TIMES he will catch me tearing up that book and
chewing on the pages : " If this guy were normal, he'd be home
drinking beer and watching football on TV and beating up his
wife like a regular Warwick guy - not reading silly books like
a god damned commie pervert ! "
You wonder why so many kids are fat and stupid
today ? Our wonderful way of life makes them that way !
Yesterday I observed two kids hop on the bus - it
was a free OZONE ALERT DAY - and then get off just a few blocks
down the street. I'll bet reading is as laborious an activity
for them as walking.
And I'll bet a WALKING kid is the better reader. The pace
of walking is the pace of thinking, the rythmn of reading for
pleasure.
In Ray Bradbury's golden future walking and reading
will get you put away in a " nut house ".
Not a bright future for newspaper editors either !
" growing problem of childhood obesity " - suggests " Let kids
bike or walk to school ".
Reading this I am reminded of my walking experience
while a resident of Warwick, R.I. I soon learned that a typical
suburban sprawl city like Warwick is very pedestrian unfriendly.
Equally unfriendly to any kid or adult on a bike.
Just recently a kid on a bike was hit and run victim
on Church Ave. - the long, broad street where I lived. They
caught the guilty guy - an assistant school principal - an
expert RULE ENFORCER !
A while back a kid was killed while trying to cross
busy Warwick Ave. near the corner of Church Ave. Late at night
I listened to the disgusting sound of drag racing or of screeching
brakes on the " nice neighborhood " street.
A man just taking a walk on Church Ave. would - I know-
arouse neighborly suspicion. A man without a car in Warwick has
got to be a dangerous bum, thinks the dime dropper. When a police
car slowly drives by me -checking me out for sure signs of
criminality - I recall one of my favorite Ray Bradbury stories:
" The Pedestrian ".
Young or not so young - forget about taking walks in
Warwick. There is a crosswalk -finally - in front of the new
Warwick Public Library. But hardly any cars take it seriously.
Inside the library you soon learn that READING is
as suspicious an activity as walking. Every 10 minutes a Warwick
Police officer passes by your quiet corner -as if he were on
the beat. NEXT TIMES he will catch me tearing up that book and
chewing on the pages : " If this guy were normal, he'd be home
drinking beer and watching football on TV and beating up his
wife like a regular Warwick guy - not reading silly books like
a god damned commie pervert ! "
You wonder why so many kids are fat and stupid
today ? Our wonderful way of life makes them that way !
Yesterday I observed two kids hop on the bus - it
was a free OZONE ALERT DAY - and then get off just a few blocks
down the street. I'll bet reading is as laborious an activity
for them as walking.
And I'll bet a WALKING kid is the better reader. The pace
of walking is the pace of thinking, the rythmn of reading for
pleasure.
In Ray Bradbury's golden future walking and reading
will get you put away in a " nut house ".
Not a bright future for newspaper editors either !
Wednesday, August 14, 2002
Beer and " statistical correlation "
Forgive the pedantry for a moment : the dictionary defines
" correlation " as the degree to which two or more attributes or
measurements on the same group of elements show a tendency to vary
together . ( Webster's College Dictionary )
Again and again in the HEALTH NEWS , I encounter this
flaw in logical reasoning : a statistical correlation is established
-for example between church going and longevity or in today's news,
between - of all things ! - beer drinking and a health heart. Then
the naive scientifically illiterate assumes that medical science has
advanced in real knowledge.
Common sense would caution doctors against telling the
public that an ADDICTIVE substance- like beer or wine - is good for
them in " moderate " quantities. My own experience is that this sort
of pseudo-science will only reinforce problem drinking : " If a little
of the stuff is good , then more must be better ! "
.
I'll bet a strong statistical correlation can be established
between people with cancer who visit Elvis Presley's Graceland mansion
and the percentage among them of MIRACLE CURES - a correlation that
would put the famous Fatima to shame !
What about a statistical correlation between work as a
newspaper editor and stomach ulcers ?
Or between being left-handed ( sinister in Latin ) and
being a serial killer ?
Unless you know the CAUSE of a phenomenon, a statistical
correlation only suggests further investigation.
Now I need a nice cold beer. Good for heart, you know.
" correlation " as the degree to which two or more attributes or
measurements on the same group of elements show a tendency to vary
together . ( Webster's College Dictionary )
Again and again in the HEALTH NEWS , I encounter this
flaw in logical reasoning : a statistical correlation is established
-for example between church going and longevity or in today's news,
between - of all things ! - beer drinking and a health heart. Then
the naive scientifically illiterate assumes that medical science has
advanced in real knowledge.
Common sense would caution doctors against telling the
public that an ADDICTIVE substance- like beer or wine - is good for
them in " moderate " quantities. My own experience is that this sort
of pseudo-science will only reinforce problem drinking : " If a little
of the stuff is good , then more must be better ! "
.
I'll bet a strong statistical correlation can be established
between people with cancer who visit Elvis Presley's Graceland mansion
and the percentage among them of MIRACLE CURES - a correlation that
would put the famous Fatima to shame !
What about a statistical correlation between work as a
newspaper editor and stomach ulcers ?
Or between being left-handed ( sinister in Latin ) and
being a serial killer ?
Unless you know the CAUSE of a phenomenon, a statistical
correlation only suggests further investigation.
Now I need a nice cold beer. Good for heart, you know.
Lost Catholics- so very, very sad !
Reading letters and columns in Boston newspapers, I 'm struck
by the profound crisis of FAITH now in so many Catholics. Imagine
being a 65 year old lady - facing ETERNITY - without the faith of
her whole life still there to console her ! How easy to understand
those Catholics on the defensive, thinking that there is also
a conspiracy of EVIL against the Church.
Brought up Catholic myself , I concluded a long time ago
that FAITH was simply beyond REASON, and not to take the Catholic
Church too seriously. But I never wanted to lose respect for the
2000 year old institution. Oh, how the mighty have fallen !
I study the face of Cardinal Law. And see only a
bewildered and tired bureaucrat. Remember the movie " The Cardinal "
that came out in the early 60s- when Catholic churches like St.
Paul's in Cranston were packed on Sundays ? What a difference a
generation makes !
Behind all that grandeur of a prince of the Church was
the simple faith of millions of humble people. When that is gone,
the mystique is gone. Not even Bingo games will bring it back !
If Jesus was not a poor deluded fool, it is time for
HIM to come back - and straighten things out.
Without even being a conservative in matters of faith,
I can see how the Church self-destructed with Vatican II.
By the late 60s the Devil was REFORMING things Catholic.
That was when you visited an empty church and suddenly
felt that it was really EMPTY.
Is cosmic chaos the only supreme force in the
universe ? God help us !
Tuesday, August 6, 2002
" The only hope for Rhode Island "
The Bob Whitcomb suggestion ( Achorn commentary, Aug.6 )
that Rhode Island merge with Connecticut is more than just chuckle
worthy. In general many social and economic problems of the United
States might be easier to deal with if we stop thinking of the 50
states as if they were almost sovereign countries.
The United States could be re-organized - without great insult
to the Constitution - into a few political DEPARTMENTS - with unified
laws. This will reduce the number of professional jurists and politicians
-now mostly corrupt hacks.
And there should be limits set for the population and immigration
numbers in every state. No way can we in Rhode Island support a population
of more than a million . The Greater Providence area is already nearly
unlivable.
At some point the most democratic government must tell people
that they have no absolute right to reproduce the race- with no regard
to eugenics and the ecological situation.
In Rhode Island -because the stupid of every race and nationality
are more prolific than the intelligent - we might soon have a vast population
of cretins , nearly unteachable and inclined to crime - lorded over by
a privileged minority.
And how horrible to see so many of those cretins driving cars in
in the once idyllic Ocean State !
LIFE CANNOT GO ON IN THE SAME WAY ! As the late Isaac
Asimov said: perhaps we just have a choice of catastrophes.
Saturday, August 3, 2002
A Mideast GAMBLE ?
In the anti-war movie " The Deer Hunter " one of the
main characters - just an ordinary all-American kid in the beginning -
in the end, crazed by a senseless war, ends up playing Russian Roulette
with the enemy - just to pass time and make a few bucks on the side.
After reading about seven kids killed at an Israel university -
and beginning to feel the " Ground-hog Day " affect with the LATEST
NEWS , I have conceived a new form of the state lottery :
Call it JEW_-PAL . Millions can play this game daily for
years to come. The daily winners are all those who correctly guess
the exact number of Jews and Palestinians killed on a given day of
the week. Only holy days - either Jew or Palestinian - there will
be a mega lottery. You can win millions then !
You can also win ten dollars just by correctly guessing the
age in months or years of the youngest Jew or Palestinian killed on
the day of the ticket.
Like the macabre song " The Monster Mash " my " JEW-PAL "
could be the hit of the land .
I myself don't gamble. And would oppose an Indian casino
here in Rhode Island. The Indians are just not responsible enough yet.
And all that cash would go to their heads - as fast as that booze they
like so much !
main characters - just an ordinary all-American kid in the beginning -
in the end, crazed by a senseless war, ends up playing Russian Roulette
with the enemy - just to pass time and make a few bucks on the side.
After reading about seven kids killed at an Israel university -
and beginning to feel the " Ground-hog Day " affect with the LATEST
NEWS , I have conceived a new form of the state lottery :
Call it JEW_-PAL . Millions can play this game daily for
years to come. The daily winners are all those who correctly guess
the exact number of Jews and Palestinians killed on a given day of
the week. Only holy days - either Jew or Palestinian - there will
be a mega lottery. You can win millions then !
You can also win ten dollars just by correctly guessing the
age in months or years of the youngest Jew or Palestinian killed on
the day of the ticket.
Like the macabre song " The Monster Mash " my " JEW-PAL "
could be the hit of the land .
I myself don't gamble. And would oppose an Indian casino
here in Rhode Island. The Indians are just not responsible enough yet.
And all that cash would go to their heads - as fast as that booze they
like so much !
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