Friday, February 21, 2003

Cranston's bond rating for boxer Paz

I would just like the whole country to know that MY city-

    Cranston, Rhode Island - has the worst bond rating in the country

    or had until just recently when a " financial genius " became the

    new mayor. Cranston's gift to the sport's world is the aging boxing

    legend, Vinny Paz. I was thinking that Vinny could get a public

    relations job with Cranston, promoting a new image of financial

    integrity here. But alas today's front page headline in " The Providence

    Journal " : " Boxer Vinny Paz arrested on Nevada bad-check charge ".

              Bad credit has alarming consequences for a city. For

    example, vicious dogs run loose in the street. And if you fall on

    busy Reservoir Ave. while being chased by a  crazy Rottweiler -

    and break  a bone , don't expect the police to be soon on the scene

    to investigate the incident and have some friendly advice for the

    dog's owner. An ambulance MIGHT come to your rescue.

               This morning I noticed that those garbage cans on our

    street - a house with a PAZIENZA sign around the corner - have

    STILL not been emptied. It is only Friday !

                 Like Vinny, Cranston is going to the dogs ! Don't

    buy a house here -if you are smart.

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