Radical Ron mini-horror story : " The Fun House Mirror "

The Fun House Mirror A more horrible way to die cannot be imagined ! After the tragedy the Rocky Point Amusement Park was " CLOSED FOR THE SEASON ". The state flag was flown at half mast for a week. On a warm , clear , unusually starry night 20 recent Warwick High School graduates perished in a suspicious fire - that became a Holocaust - in the popular " House of Horrors " - also known as the " Fun House ". The Queen of the Prom , Virginia Engley, had to be identified by her dental X-rays. They all were having so much fun with the gypsy fortune teller ( who told a would be victim to " anoint " himself in the ocean waters near a crumbled ruin of a church ) - the penny arcade, the Ferris Wheel, the Wild Cat , the rocket ship- pop corn, ice cream, cotton candy , lemon aid, even a little Narragansett beer on the sly - so much fun that they wanted to culminate the memorable " last fling of youth " night with a thrilling, chilling ride through the " House of Horrors ". In five minutes their screams could be heard from boats in the bay. A bit of the " Fun House" mirror was retrieved by an eccentric young man who to discovered it had weird properties. It helped him to have his way on dates with reluctant virgins. Never underestimate a girl's vanity! That is what the mirror taught him. One night he was with pretty but hard to get Shelly. He drove her to an off the beaten tract country road in Foster . " You are really looking your gorgeous best tonight honey ", he told her. Then he showed her the " magic mirror ". Looking into it, she saw her lovely face at its absolute loveliness. Her vanity was flattered. It made her " horny " just looking at herself. But that was only part 1 of the eccentric young man's seduction. After kissing her face for a few minutes, he showed her the " magic mirror " again . She screamed ! She was now looking at a very old lady who could only be her future aged and unlovely self. He whispered her ear how the hideous aging process could be arrested and sometimes even reversed. He unzipped his zipper.He got what he wanted from her. He drove her home without so much as a perfunctory good night kiss. Alone in the car he viewed himself in the " magic mirror ". He was now looking at a skull ! Driving back to his one room residence, his 20 year old Chevrolet collided with a tractor trailer truck. He was dead on arrival at Roger Williams Hospital. Nobody claimed the body.