Asteroid to end world's misery ?

The astronomers are not  all spaced out when they

    warn us: " The asteroid is coming ! "

             The lucky ones will die with their stock market wealth

    still going up , up , UP ! To astronomical heights !

          A sensitive, objective historian must admit that the

    general misery index of the world has risen as fast as the

    bull market in the last decade.

               At least the asteroid will put billions out of their

    existential misery. If only God were a compassionate conservative,

    there might still be hope .

                 But there is a delirious -DIVINE - joy in

    destruction for the hell of it .

                On the brink of doom , my last wish is that

    Ralph Nader  get at least 5 per-cent of the vote !