Now the Sewer Monster strikes Cranston !

As if Cujo on the loose is not bad enough news for troubled

    Cranston, R.I - now the Sewer Monster strikes !  TV news reported

    Sunday night that horrid fecal matter sewage FLOODED the basements-

    causing thousands of dollars of property damage - of a number of

    Cranston, R.I. homes.  I expect a more detailed report of this

    nightmare in PLEASANT Cranston in the West Bay News of the PROJO

    and that inane local rag The Cranston Herald .

             Who's RESPONSIBLE for the damage ? asks the news lady.

           That backed up sewage is not just a hepatitis threat. It

    is a veritable plague ! May I suggest that you send your bills

    to the Democrat Monopoly that misrules this once nice city ?

                   Dear Mr. Municipal Junkbond Mayor: Sorry to report

    that.... I'll bet he has a pit bull there to greet his constituents !