Has the CIA frozen my assets ?

Presently I'm in a slightly paranoid mood. Too many pink-

    like e-mails to newspapers everywhere. Of course the CIA and the

    FBI have been tuning in: " We know this guy is connected to the

    world wide terrorist conspiracy - if not to Osama himself - to

    that dangerous breed of FREE THINKERS that crop up everywhere-like

    rotten weeds - especially in over-indulgent democracies. "

               I stare at myself in the mirror. " A little too middle

    aged for the really explosive  rebellion - but definitely STOP

    him near airports or outside libraries ! " ( in the opinion of

    HEADQUARTERS )  .

                 Had not George W. Bush promised to freeze the bank

    accounts of the terrorists network - possibly consisting of rabid

    fans of Ralph Nader ?  And so THEY GOT ME !  Yesterday a Citizens

    Bank ATM confiscated my ATM card - no explanation . Just turn

    yourself in at your local branch !

                 Was it Osama who gave me that $ 55.00 ?

          Or was it just a damm creditor- who himself probably voted

    for Al Gore ? I did hear rumors about a lien on my assets .

                   Could I get on the front page of the PROJO ?

            DEAD BEAT DAD CAUGHT  !  But I didn't do it. Bill Clinton

    did. Read the National Enquirer.