Astronomy should get right with Allah

For a pleasant diversion from the culture of DIVERSITY , I

    was reading a popular science book on the history of astronomy. I

    was amazed to learn that as recently as 1967  Copernican " theory "

    was declared heretical by the Islamic president of an Egyptian

    university.

                 Darwinian theory - still controversial in some parts of

    the United States - is confirmed by all those simian football fans

    throwing beer bottles on the field in a drunken fury over a referee 's

    call - that went against  The Saints.

                   Osama bin Laden's philosophy of life - it seems from

    that tape - was shaped by  competitive sports, the glories of the soccer

    game.  Perhaps we should be bombarding him with beer bottles . THAT

    will humble him !

                     The Monkey Business will never end.  Human beings

    not capable of great mischief, of every sort of evil, would simply

    NOT be human. Deep down we long for the freedom of the trees !

                     The FIRST traitor was the guy who cultivated a garden.