Coggeshall's " Children of the Corn " ?

 Imagine not being AMUSED . The picture on page B1

    today ( Nov. 6 ) - and the weird story itself ( " Classroom

    program strives to give children crucial tools " ) -   would

     seem  taken right out of a Stephen King horror story : How

    about " Children of the Corn - Part 2 " ?

           Dressed in  Gothic black in the picture - paper pumpkins

    in the scene ,  Jessica Haskell ( of Salem ? ) and Susan Detwiler

    could be sent from Central Casting  - instead of the " Women's

    Resource Center," Newport .

        The two teach a class " on avoiding domestic abuse " to

    fifth grade students at Coggeshall School, Newport that is

    worthy of  Moonies  !  " After the meditation , while the

    movie soundtrack of ' The Mission " played , each child created

     a PERSONAL POWER puzzle ... "

           Why not draw a magic pentagon to protect themselves

    from abusive adults  ? What rubbish  !

          Pat Buchanan for Secretary of Education !

          ( Nader for President ! )